Memes About How Women Use Social Media That Prove We’re All Parts Of The Same Crazy

I wish I could say that I'm a well-adjusted person when it comes to social media, but I love internet stalking way too much to ever be considered a rational human. I have jumped to so many conclusions many times and have been disrupted by my own love life, and yet persist to lose my mind over a guy I'm dating's social media activity.

However, I do feel very reassured to know that many other women do the same and would never judge me for being three years deep into his mom's step-sister's Instagram. These are memes that are all too relatable if you're a crazy person when it comes to your social media use.

I Only Post For One Guy And That's IT

photo of upset person with caption: when you check to see who has viewed your story and the person you posted your story for hasn't viewed it
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I don't care that over a thousand people have watched my story and I've received many heart-eye reactions from guys who are obsessed with me, why hasn't MATT watched my story yet? It's been two hours.

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App Use Is The New Way To Catch Cheaters

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finally brave enough to divulge my heterosexual rock bottom: finding out a guy was cheating on my via an astrology app I told him about
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Who needs a P.I. when you can lurk what your man is doing on various apps? One time my friend caught her boyfriend hooking up with his ex via Snap Map.

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Shakespeare Said, "To Like Or Not To Like—That Is The Question"

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Person tries to figure out whether to like a photo to be petty or not like a photo to be petty
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Life is full of hard choices, like how to really stick it to that person who did you dirty by very strategically giving out likes. Does the person even notice? It's unclear.

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It's So Cute How Naïve Men Are!

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men are so silly thinking that they can't get found on social media because I don't have their full name. Do you really think I'm above google searching
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I once found out all of a man's social media without knowing his last name by looking through his local hockey team's roster stats from 2013. Woman are capable of anything, sir.

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Delete, Re-Download, Repeat

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deleting all social media for mental health n then redownloading them 3 minutes later after getting bored
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Deleting all of my social media and focusing on having organic, in-person experiences with other people might be good for my health, but chaotically stalking and getting anxious about other people's lives is way more entertaining.

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Not You, Peasant!

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when you're giving hints about being lonely and the wrong person texts you
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When I said that I just wished that I had a guy to talk to and cuddle with, it wasn't an open invitation to flood my DM's. The only person who can respond is Matt.

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Men Reverse Catfish On IG

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oops just fell in love with an averagely attractive man but can't tell anyone about it because his instagram is heinous
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Here's what I'm saying: you'll meet an absolute cutie out in public and start to catch feelings for him, but his Instagram makes him look like a dumpster gremlin and all your friends think that you're insane and/or blind. It's reverse catfishing.

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Wanting Attention And Validation With No Regard For Men's Feelings? I Might Just Do

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When the chick you been DM'ing tweets
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I'm not saying that it's healthy or a good thing to do, I'm just saying that it works. Sometimes you just want to flirt for fun without caring about the results because you're bored and like attention.

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I'm Ready To Be Hurt Again

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person says they're going to enjoy lurking on social media, but then is hurt by the information they find
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I always feel so confident going in to lurk, and always end up in the same emotionally distressed situation moments later. Why did I think I would feel any better this time?

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Oversharing Is Just Me Word-Vomiting Into The Void

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Person jokes that they overshare but get annoyed when people react
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I might say way too much about my life and post really depressing stuff onto my TL and stories, but that's none of your business. And I, under no circumstances, want you to ask me about it.

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My Superiority Complex Needed That, Thank You

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When you see your ex tag his new gf in a meme and she comments
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Here's the thing: I think it's totally fair for me to get over a guy within seconds of breaking up with him, but it's disrespectful if he doesn't remain obsessed with me forever. If he does move on, it's still good to know that I was the best he had.

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The Sunday Scaries Of Social Media

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When I've had enough drinks, I decide that it's my duty to show everyone (Matt) how much fun I'm having with my friends. It's not until I wake up and watch it the next day that I realize how un-funny and embarrassing it was.

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This Was The Setback None Of Us Were Ready For

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instagram got rid of the tab where you can see what people you follow are liking and honestly i'm disappointed because I never got to fight with my boyfriend for liking a butt pic at 3 am. mostly because I don't have a boyfriend, but
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The activity log was a horrible guilty pleasure of mine. I loved knowing what people were liking at all hours of the night and then falling into despair when my crush liked a post from Emily Ratajkowski.

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We Still Know What Men Are Liking Though

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shopping for men is impossible what do they like apart from other girls' photos
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Did you think that the loss of the activity page could stop us? Please. We may no longer have the timestamps, but we persevere to stalk the pages of the local insta-girls you follow and check if you liked it.

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My Mental State Is Tenuously Connected To Attention

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Person having meltdown captioned: me when i get left on read
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You didn't respond to my DM? I'm catatonic. You opened my Snapchat and didn't respond? I'm spiraling. You were active on Instagram in the past hour but didn't like my bikini photo? Someone plan my funeral.

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Unfortunately, We Sometimes Play Ourselves

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when he shows you your finsta post where you said you almost hacked into his iCloud because he didn't text you back and you thought he might be with his ex
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I share the chaotic inner workings of my brain on the finsta for the girls, and now I have to investigate which snitch friend of mine exposed my psychotic behavior to my boyfriend.

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I Acknowledge The Double Standard And I Stand By It

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girl points out that she can like other guys photos but her boyfriend can't like girls'
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I don't care that we're in a stable, communicative, loving relationship and you treat me perfectly. If you like that girl's pic where she looks cute at a coffee shop it counts as cheating. But like, yeah, I can like my ex's pics.

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We Could Be Dating For Years, And I'll Still Creep

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Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your
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I could be married to my husband of seven years, and I still would be sifting through an extensive history of all of his photos leading back to his seventh grade trip to Six Flags. I shouldn't have to explain why.

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Please, Do Not Follow Me On Twitter

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Person pretends not to have twitter after mentioning they saw something on twitter
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My Twitter page is a complicated and lawless stream of my dumbest and most crazy thoughts, and under no circumstances do I want most people from my life following it. Especially not romantic prospects.

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But, Alas, We Have Our Reasons

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Man hiding you: why do you even care about social media
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Maybe if men didn't gaslit us and keep us off the 'gram because they're actually unfaithful, we wouldn't feel the need to lurk and analyze all of the available information online.