There are a lot of opinions about what it takes to make a relationship work. There are those that think you need to find someone who is your best friend. Then, there are others who think you need to find someone who will worship the ground you walk on.
Me? I think it's important to find someone who will keep you humble. Whether that be by throwing shade or embarrassing you in public, well, that just comes down to your taste in a partner.
Hopefully, He Was Smart Enough To Do Away With The Evidence...
Once that Snap was sent, he would have been wise to throw those lashes away and pretend it never happened. That way, when someone brings it up and she has no idea what they're talking about, it will be all the more embarrassing for her.
The Bottom Line Here Is That This Is Really Cute.
Even if it was disappointing that it didn't make it all the way to the place I'm sure his mind was going, this is still adorable. I've heard Aloe plants are very generous, though, so he might still luck out.
I Have A Couple Questions...
First, did it work out for them? Because this seems pretty endearing. Secondly, I would love to know why she thought a microphone was more likely than a fist bump. That just seems backward to me.
The Shade Of It All!
Looks like this diva was sick of her man so she took matters into her own hands. If I was going to replace my late husband's face in a photo, Leo would also be my first choice.
This Girl Needs To Chill.
It's true that anyone you send a Facebook friend request to is someone you want to date. Apparently this is just common knowledge. But, with trust issues like this you've got to ask yourself where the problem really lies.
Who Would Have Thought?
Amazing the things you learn in life when you step away from the controller for a brief amount of time. He's lucky she's pretty cool, but this could have gone a whole different way.
There Should Be A Gallery At This Stadium Just For Pictures Like This.
Because goodness knows that there have to be PLENTY. To be fair, this is also something I would do to my man and probably find it way funnier than it actually was.
What Else Is There To Say Other Than Yikes?
Why did it take her two hours to figure out that that picture wasn't of her? That man must have a type. Just kidding, I'm sure it was in utter disbelief that her man turned out to be a snake.
Whoever Said Sharing Is Caring Hasn't Lived With A SO.
Remember at the beginning of your relationship when 'can I have a sip?' meant an actual sip? Well, now it means 'you should probably just give that to me' and really, there's no turning back.
This Is Why No One Carries Cash Anymore.
Carrying cash just causes too many problems. One minute you leave a $10 bill in your pocket, the next you're out $10 and your boyfriend. I hope he got her something nice with that dirty dryer money.
That Is The Look Of A Man Who Knows He's Lost.
Lost his freedom or his sanity? Or about to lose his girlfriend? Who knows, but what's clear is the look on his face is that of acceptance that the worst is yet to come.
He Knew This Was Going To Happen.
You can see it in his eyes. She looks overjoyed, though, and that alone makes it worth it, right? Plus, now he owns a peacock so I think life is good to this guy.
I Would Love To Know How She's Going To Explain Herself.
Unless, of course, there ended up being something actually wrong with the dishwasher. This is some next-level evil genius stuff here. Who's going to be laughing, though, when it comes time to do the dishes?
He Better Be Sorry!
It took him almost ten minutes to realize that he was wrong and that every bad thing that has happened to womankind is clearly his fault and his alone. That's way too long if you ask me.
It Was Never Specified What Kind Of Casual.
Although, flip flops and PJ pants are too much. Especially if he's going to be wearing a hoodie with them. You can't wear flip flops and a sweater in the same outfit. No one's going to respect you.
This Got Dark, Real Fast.
I wish she would have gone on to explain what she would have done with that pay out. Like girl, I want to know how will you spend all your riches as a forlorn widow?
Apparently, This Woman Really Wants To See Deadpool.
She deserves to go after putting in what must have been an enormous amount of effort getting into that skin-tight costume. I can't imagine it's very breathable in there, but the real problem is that it doesn't have anywhere to hide the snacks.
It's Ok To Need Some Space After A Fight.
Five minutes seems like a reasonable amount of time to decompress and plan all my revenge. Then again, five minutes is a long time to have to try and fend for myself.
Saying Bless You After Someone Sneezes Is Just Good Manners.
I would have done the same thing if my boo let me sneeze and didn't try and protect my soul. That's how you end up with curses, though clearly he's already cursed with an uncaring gf.
That Sweet, Sweet Moment When You Realize You've Got Him.
There is a defining moment in every relationship when you figure out who the crazy one is. If you haven't had that moment yet, you're probably the crazy one. Just saying.
We Should Appreciate The Effort That Went Into This.
I wonder how long he had this planned before he actually went out there and just did it. If it was me, I wouldn't even be that mad, because at least he was spending time doing something for me.
Now That's A Wrapping Job
There had better be something awesome in that box for the amount of effort unwrapping it is going to take. If someone tells you they're terrible at wrapping, believe them or you'll end up in this situation, too.
This Is Actually Pretty Sweet.
You can tell from her face, though, that she's just used to this guy being a huge cheesy nerd. What's she going to do with those gloves if she doesn't play soccer?
Imagine Coming Home To This Surprise?
There's a lot to take in here and I'm not even mad about it. However, if I walked into my home and saw this on my couch I would laugh too much and just ruin the mood.
This Is Downright Dirty.
Whoever did this is just looking for a fight. Besides, the corner pieces are always the best pieces because that's where all the icing is. This is a multilayered issue that needs to be addressed.
Love The Matching Outfits.
If my man decided he wanted to dress the same as me everywhere we went, I would welcome it. Then we could be that couple everyone hates. Plus, think of all the Insta moments just waiting to be captured.
She Looks SO Unimpressed.
Probably because she knows that's he's right. She should roll with it, though. Patrick is easily the most attractive character on SpongeBob. Look at all that style and sass. It's a whole mood.
Talk About A Fancy Meal
My only issue with this surprise romantic dinner is the peas. Peas are not good and I feel there could have been far superior veggies chosen for this glorious meal.
I Want To Believe That This Was A Mistake...
It would be easy to mistake a can of tuna for a can of cat food, even though the 'Fancy Feast' should have cleared the issue up. Let's file this one away as the intentions were good, but the execution was poor.
Some May Say These Sheets Are Awful...
Tell me that you wouldn't want to immediately lie down on these sheets and just let your inner crazy out? Silk leopard print does things to people. I'm telling ya.